Back when I was actually trying to understand what made people like the Productivity Bros, I asked one of them what he did for health insurance. "I buy it on the open market!" he chirped back. I'm like, cool cool cool, but you're a 25-year-old dude with no troublesome female parts and you have no dependents...do you know what health insurance COSTS for a woman in her 40s with little kids? Jesus. What that costs might even take a chunk out of Tim Dennings's earnings.

After that whenever I saw their names I just laughed and laughed and laughed and mainly thought, Fuck you, clueless dudes. Not very Christian, I'll admit. But satisfying all the same.