HA! Exactly.

Maybe it's just that nobody's writing the kinds of lists I want to see. "Top 10 Programs I Watched But Didn't Really Enjoy But Finished Because I Needed Closure."

I used to check the NYT Best Books nonfiction list to see how many I'd read--I read all the time and it was always like 2 or 3 out of 50 or 100 books. Oh well.