I actually got bored reading his morning routine, I can't imagine doing it. (Frankly, I'll bet he's boring to live with too--"oh, you're so effective, honey")When I'm done with the feeding kids breakfast, making lunches, yelling at kids to get all their stuff in their backpacks, school drop off years, I am just going to sit down with a cup of coffee and savor it. AHHHHhhhhh. Tasty and simple.