I think we're learning that the real problem here is I don't know how to use my smartphone and I don't want to learn. :)

I've also got the luxury of still having small children so they largely babble at me (instead of podcasts) and they are finely tuned in to the weather because the weather dictates whether or not their recesses will be inside. And also I try never to go anywhere. But I am glad you've made the modern tools work for you; they should at least work for somebody while they enrich Tech Bros.