If you are yearning to be an FBI agent, do not watch the British TV series "No Offence." Then you will not only want to be a detective, you will want to be a detective from Manchester, which is an even more hopeless dream for those of us born stateside.

It's a really good series, is all I'm saying.

For what it's worth, I've loved your writing for a long time. Whenever anything strikes me as fundamentally wrong I often think "BLANK is Mungers." I wish the real estate you hold in my brain had some monetary value for you like actual real estate would.