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…on to come over and stand in front of the open refrigerator and yell, “Why don’t we have any food?? All we have is INGREDIENTS!!” while you stand 5 feet away, making a dinner that will be ready in 10 minutes.

13 Tips for Pretending Your College Student Hasn’t Moved Out
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Jennifer Haubrich

Citizen Reader
Feb 29, 2024

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OH THE HORROR.

Funny stuff here, I really enjoyed this one!!

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